JOHN STAMOS.

best-of-funny: visiblemonster: could they have picked a...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 10:28:57 -0500

best-of-funny:

visiblemonster:

could they have picked a creepier name for this color.

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tayalldaynyc: theuppitynegras: world history In one sentence

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 10:26:17 -0500

tayalldaynyc:

theuppitynegras:

world history

In one sentence

lolsofunny: (lol here!)

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 10:24:34 -0500

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

equisollux: zombiecthulu: basedkuroko: my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:18:54 -0500

equisollux:

zombiecthulu:

basedkuroko:

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE

the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone

I bet he’s on Tumblr

I am

f-a-d-i-n-g-s-m-1-l-e: shutupaubrey: my dad and this other guy were fighting over who would go on...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:18:05 -0500

f-a-d-i-n-g-s-m-1-l-e:

shutupaubrey:

my dad and this other guy were fighting over who would go on a date with my mom in high school so they put their forearms together and my mom dropped a lit cigarette in between them and said “first one to pull away loses” and my dad still has a little scar

ur mom has a wicked sense of humour

modestdemidov:

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:17:03 -0500

modestdemidov:

poutyowl: i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:16:37 -0500

poutyowl:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

philliptunalunatique: falling-for-pain: estraie: 2bad: m00nli...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:15:01 -0500

philliptunalunatique:

falling-for-pain:

estraie:

2bad:

m00nlightvegas:

youcanfindmeincamelot:

studythesnow:

The girl gasped as she watched her shoe fall from the roof of their ten storey apartment building. Her eyes widened in horror when her slipper didn’t hit the cold cement ground below as predicted—instead it landed upon the head of a passerby.

The young man stumbled and nearly fell over by the sudden assault on his head.

Dazed, the man looked around for what had hit him and found a simple, white slipper. He looked to the roof where he could only assume the shoe came from and found the young girl from floor six.

“Hey!”

“Sorry!” She called down.

The man grabbed her fallen shoe and yelled back at her, “Wait right there!”

The girl hopped off the ledge and wrung her hands together anxiously as she waited. Her heart pounded loudly that she feared that it would pop right out of her chest. She debated waiting as instructed or fleeing. If she stayed she would definitely get an earful. If she left she could avoid him—but face his wrath another day and risk the possibility of her parents finding out.

Before she could make her final decision, the door leading to the rooftop flew open and the man stepped forward .

“Is this your shoe?” He asked though he already knew the answer.

The girl bowed deeply, “I’m so sorry.”

The man sighed “Sit down,” he instructed as he gestured towards the ledge. The girl did as she was told—too frightened to question his demand. She kept apologizing profusely as the man drew near and shook like a leaf on a windy day.

She nearly shrieked when the man knelt down in front of her and lifted her right leg.

“W-what are you doing?!” She asked in a surprised voice when the man took her fallen shoe and secured it back onto her foot.

Still kneeling, the man glanced up, giving the girl a view of his handsome face. “It is a gentleman’s duty to return a woman’s shoe.” He explained simply.

The man stood as a pink colour bloomed beautifully on the girl’s cheeks. “T-thank you…”

A smile tugged at the man’s lips. “No need to thank me.”

“Wha—” The girl began to ask when the man placed two large hands on her shoulders but was cut short when he pushed her backwards.

Down she fell, a scream stuck in her throat. The last thing she saw before she met the hard ground was the back of the man’s retreating back.

oH MY GOD

I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE SOME INSPIRATIONAL HIPSTER POST BUT I THOUGHT WRONG

what

the mother of all plot twits

eternal plot twist/mind fuck

I DIDN’T KNOW BBC HAD TUMBLR

foxplant: “pussy” is the dumbest insult ever youre literally calling someone a vagina. and if youre...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:13:42 -0500

foxplant:

“pussy” is the dumbest insult ever youre literally calling someone a vagina. and if youre not calling someone a vagina, youre calling them a cat. both are fucking awesome and youre lame as hell

Photo

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:12:19 -0500

dfw-cub: terra-mater: 15 amazing things in nature you won’t...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:10:17 -0500

dfw-cub:

terra-mater:

15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist

Source

I am gonna make it my personal mission to see these places some day.

simplymykayla: sometimes you just gotta take a step back and...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:06:19 -0500

simplymykayla:

sometimes you just gotta take a step back and look at this site

i thought we were all in this together

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:04:54 -0500

i thought we were all in this together

thethrillofit: im a BIT of a history nerd *puts a hand on my hip, puts on my glasses, cracks open...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 08:55:44 -0500

thethrillofit:

im a BIT of a history nerd *puts a hand on my hip, puts on my glasses, cracks open an encyclopedia* did you know obama is the president

Photo

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 08:55:16 -0500

crownmalone: This show is going to be special.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 08:53:52 -0500

crownmalone:

This show is going to be special.

nagitos: unit-r34: nagitos: i taped a dorito to my 3ds whY...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 08:50:30 -0500

nagitos:

unit-r34:

nagitos:

i taped a dorito to my 3ds

whY DOSE THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES I DONT UNDERSTAND

IS THERE A PUN OR AN INSIDE JOKE IM MISSING OUT ON OR SOMETHING

NO IT’S LITERALLY JUST A DORITO TAPED TO MY 3DS THATS IT THERES NO JOKE HERE

moelesterationista: Are we just going to ignore that she has...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 08:48:01 -0500

moelesterationista:

Are we just going to ignore that she has her mom in her phone as birthgiver??????

kadiance: edating: kadiance: edating: this made my night a...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 08:47:19 -0500

kadiance:

edating:

kadiance:

edating:

this made my night a lot better

I still don’t understand this.

PRE PEAR URANUS

hobbits-in-the-shire: crowleys-trainee: animeasuka: tall: poc...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 08:38:20 -0500

hobbits-in-the-shire:

crowleys-trainee:

animeasuka:

tall:

pocketpinya:

boomette:

look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad

fixed that for you

oh my god i found the post that started it all

dOES NO ONE MENTION THE FACT THAT THIS POST STARTED A MEME

the internet forgets nothing

it seems they were centuries ago that this happened